The AngusBlog Version 2.0 [01.03.10]

The AngusBlog Version 2.0 [01.03.10]
Written by: Angus Skaaland on Jan. 3rd, 2010 at 9:02pm


First thing’s first, let me address Mark Zylbert:


Fuck Mark Zylbert.


Now that I’ve got that out of my system, let me elaborate. Zylbert likes to take pot-shots at other promotions, places like Hostility that’s on it’s deathbed, or Uncensored that’s embroiled in it’s own controversies just brought about by their name and style.


And he talks about places like HOW, shitting on them in one breath and then praising them in the next. It’s like he wants people to think he’s got balls, but in the end he doesn’t want to lose his precious contacts and affiliates.


(For more on my own thoughts about HOW, please continue reading.)


Then he fucks around as let’s the word “defiance” fall out of his mouth. 


Maybe Mr. Zylbert has forgotten who facilitated Dream’s inclusion into the Alliance. Maybe he’s also forgotten who let him into Florida in the first place. Let me make it perfectly clear, if and when Eric Dane files a discrepancy on territorial incursion, Dream will pull up their skirts and go on back to wherever they used to run their shitty shows at.


If he thinks that just because the rights to a promotion that used to be respected and kept the doors from falling off for half a year he should be given some kind of award then he’s in for some disappointments in the very near future.


Besides, as far as Defiance is concerned, DWF isn’t even the best thing going in the state of Florida, let alone the Alliance. So of those corporate wannabe’s want to stick their nose in Defiance business, fine, so be it, but when it turns out that the eGG Bandits and… wait, do they even have anybody else?


Adrien Cochrane maybe?


Okay, so, Doozer, Jiles, and Adrien are going to save the Alliance?


You know what, never mind. I shouldn’t even have to comment on how little a chance that revolving door of a shit-factory has in a fight against Eric Dane and Defiance. And I mean that physically, politically, and monetarily.


This is the final warning, keep your nose clean and fall in line, it wouldn’t be wise for anyone to unnecessarily raise the ire of a man like Eric Dane. 


Trust me.


There is only one Savior of the WfWA, and that man is not Mark Zylbert.


Now, moving right along, that man isn’t Mike Best, either. And, as it turns out, he’s one of those cock-hounds. So, HOW’s big ploy is that one brother takes it in the ass in prison, and the other takes it in the ass on purpose?


I don’t get it.


Defiance stomped their asses in the ratings at HOTv, Defiance is going to stomp their asses in their own tournament, and if anyone gets lippy about it, like that idiot Aceldema, then somebody from Defiance will gladly come on up to Chicago and stomp their ass too.


As for Wrestling Mid-West, those guys run a hell of a promotion up there, they’ve got some future stars in the ring and they’ve got the good sense to do their thing and sit back and wait on this little “War” to be over. WMW are to be praised for understanding their role in the new WfWA and accepting their spot in the hierarchy from here on out.


The same goes for Uncensored. I can tell you for a fact that Eric Dane has met with Spyder Gainey on at least one occasion and has nothing but good things to say about him and his promotion. It’s ties like these that will hold the Alliance together in the new year, while blowhards and cum-guzzlers try to razzle-dazzle you with their bankroll.


Well fuck that, and fuck them.


I’ve said it before, but allow me to reiterate:


Our Dicks > their dicks


End of story.


Now, moving along to something that people may actually have some modicum of interest in, the race to the Defiance Heavyweight Crown heated up on Episode 02 of Defiance TV as Aaron Vasquez and D.R. Kongo took leads in their individual blocks, and Bronson Box, Cobra, and Johnny Lightning made statements with their wins as well. The D1 Champions Carnival is shaping up to be the hottest thing going in the Alliance as 2010 gets up and going in January and February!


Here’s the points table after Round 2:


Block A:
1. D.R. Kongo [3]
2. Jimmy Kort [2]
2. Bronson Box [2]
4. Joe Drago [1]
5. Stephen Greer [0]


Block B:
1. Aaron Vasquez [4]
2. Cobra [2]
3. Johnny Lightning [1]
3. Leon Booth [1]
5. Josias Solaine [0]


It’s still wide open, and any of these ten men could take home the trophy and the title! There are a lot of points left on the table to be earned, but If things keep going the way they’ve been going we could see a very interesting Final Four Sudden Death after all five rounds of the League portion of the tournament are in the books!


Speculation has been tossed about recently about a secondary singles title as well as the planned Tag Team Titles that I spoke on last week. I can say for sure that we will be implementing another belt in the near future as our roster expands and we develop the need and the means to support one. I know that Eric wants to run this thing with a very oldschool vibe, and part of that vibe is a title belt for those guys on their way up the ladder toward bigger and better things!


So, don’t be surprised when you hear the announcements!


That’s all the time that I’ve got for you today, we’re gearing up for the first show of the New Year and Eric’s got me running all over the South trying to secure the venues as we build toward our first big event in late February or early March.


Keep it locked here and on the Defiance website for more news and notes as they happen folks, from everyone here in the office have a Defiant New Year!