The AngusBlog Version 2.0 [12.13.09]

The AngusBlog Version 2.0 [12.13.09]
Written by: Angus Skaaland on Dec. 13th 2009 at 6:21pm


Well hello there fags and faggette’s, it’s yer ol’ buddy Angus Skaaland coming to you once again from the land of the INNARWEBZ! With Defiance now up and kicking, I figured it was high time to bring back the blog so I can let you suckers in on all of the Need-to-Know information right from the eye of the storm!


Now you might be asking yourself: “What the fuck is this Need-to-Know information that you’re blathering on about Angus?”


The quick answer is the following:


Defiance > Alliance


You see what I did there?


Eric Dane declared all out War on the WfWA, and then personally fired the first shots last night in Atlanta! First off he went out and hand-picked some of the brightest up and comers from the past two years that for some reason The Alliance decided to give the bone rather than giving them the ball and letting them run.


You can’t possibly believe that guys like Joe Drago, Johnny Lightning, Leon Booth, Aaron Vasquez and Jimmy Kort couldn’t have helped the Alliance through the last excuse for a year! Sure, they were all WC:C guys instead of Alliance guys, but come on! WE WON THEIR BIG BAD SUMMER GAMES TOURNAMENT! Then again, in hindsight maybe that’s why some of the most talented guys I’ve ever seen was ignored by the WfWA for likes of Chris Cannon and Adrien Cochrane.


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Yeah, I can’t even understand that shit.


You know what else we did? We went out and picked up some of the hottest prospects from around the independent scenes, guys like Bronson Box, D.R. Kongo and Josias Solaine and we brought them to Defiance so they can make their names while rebuilding the Alliance from the ground up…


Right after they help us CRUSH it!


You’d think we’d have stopped there, but FUCK NO we wouldn’t! With Eric Dane involved you knew that Tyrone Walker and Stephen Greer couldn’t be far behind! And what else to they bring to the table but the World Tag Team Titles! Team Danger will never die, and with Walker and Greer as Eric Dane’s lead enforcers you can better believe that more people than just that pissant Jack Amethyst are going to wind up crippled and crying in a hospital.


And speaking of the former World Champion, was anybody else surprised as I was that he had the absolute BALLS to come to Defiance? I mean, has he not been paying attention for the past DECADE? A man like Eric Dane doesn’t issue idle threats, and he doesn’t have a shred of patience for whelps who like to run around pretending to a Champion!


And that brings me to our partnership with the Alliance’s reigning Warlord, the BRAND NEW World Heavyweight Champion Cobra! Did we pull the sheets over the WfWA’s eyes or what? I mean, seriously, COBRA! Absolutely nobody saw that one coming, hell Jack still didn’t have it figured out when Cobra dropped him on the back of his head off the top rope and pinned him to take his second WfWA World Title! If I know Jack, he probably didn’t figure it out until he woke up the next morning without his crutch, the title belt.


Personally, I’ve always thought Cobra was being held back. Even with his previous World Title reign there just always seemed to be something missing. And then I met the guy last week and I figured it out.


Passion.


The man burns for the business. He yearns for more, for a return to the Glory days of the Alliance. And while he was pissing around in Hudson River and getting dicked over as it pertains to that fag Brad Jackson, his passion was stunted. Well, you and I saw first hand what the man can do when unleashed, and you’d better fucking believe that Eric Dane is going to unleash Cobra on the rest of the WfWA every chance he gets!


Now, this isn’t some kind of “new” world order, Defiance isn’t here to bolster the ratings of the company we’re trying to run over! We’re here to provide the world with the best wrestling action possible! And how are we doing that?


The D1 Champions Carnival, that’s how!


If you haven’t figured it out yet, Cobra and Stephen Greer have filled out the ranks of the blocks of the league, and we’ve got ten of the best wrestlers on the planet battling it out Round Robin style to determine who will get the glory of holding the IWC Heavyweight Title and the bragging rights that goes along with it!


The tournament kicked off last night with some hot matches, but we’ve still got four more rounds of action to go before we take it up a notch and go into a Sudden Death playoff to determine the champion!


Here’s the points table as of now:


Block A:


1. Jimmy Kort [2]
2. D.R. Kongo [1]
2. Joe Drago [1]
4. Bronson Box [0]
5. Stephen Greer [-]


Block B:


1. Aaron Vasquez [2]
2. Johnny Lightning [1]
2. Leon Booth [1]
4. Josias Solaine [0]
5. Cobra [-]


Those rankings are sure to change as the weeks go by, and when it’s all said and done you can better believe that the best possible Champion for Defiance will be chosen.


And don’t think that we’re sticking with one title belt! Over the past week alone we’ve signed The Sex Symbols, Southern Hospitality, and the Kaiser Brothers, all great tag teams who are hungry to get ahead and possibly even take on Team Danger for the World Tag Team Titles! We’re looking at a couple more teams right now, and we’re always looking to bring in the best tag teams that we can get our hands on as Defiance’s whole reason for being is to show the other guys just exactly how you’re supposed to run a wrestling organization!


Add to that the fact that a possible second singles title is already being discussed, and you can bet that Defiance wrestlers will be sharpening their claws to tear into each other and prove just who the best in the world really is!


Well, that’s about all I’ve got the inclination to get into this time, Dane’s got us working fourteen hour days here in the office, and my lunch break is just about up. Stay tuned to the blog, though, because I’ve got something to say about every one of those new regions the WfWA brought in to try to stop Defiance from taking over! You can better believe nobody’s gonna like it, but then, has that ever stopped me before?


See ya later, kiddies!